How to be a Super Villain

There's a strong possibility that you've figured out by now that I find most politics quite funny. My major question of the day is this: if you're going to steal money from the government, why make it a paltry $90,000? Why not a million? Or several million? But, on the other hand, at least he did better than these two. So, Former Representative Jefferson, I have one question: if you're going to go about the business of being a super villain, why not steal more money? There's no reason to put your career in jeopardy over such a small amount of cash. And, by the way, what kind of crack pot steals $90,000 and keeps it in his FREEZER? Mr. Jefferson, I think you should take the following quiz to learn which natural talents you have that lend themselves to the furthering of your super villain career (Apparently, I'm a scary environmentalist):

Your results:
You are Poison Ivy

Poison Ivy 67% The Joker 62% Mr. Freeze 57% Dr. Doom 53% Mystique 52% Lex Luthor 50% Magneto 45% Catwoman 43% Riddler 43% Green Goblin 40% Apocalypse 39% Venom 33% Dark Phoenix 29% Two-Face 24% Kingpin 23% Juggernaut 20%	You would go to almost any length for the protection of the environment including manipulation and elimination.

Click here to take the "Which Super Villain are you?" quiz...

Anyway, on a side note, next time you feel like protesting something, I highly recommend that you do it in the nude. You'll get WAY more attention that way.

Also, everyone hates Nancy Pelosi apparently, well 56% of us do at any rate.

Survey of 1,000 Likely Voters
June 9-10, 2009

Congressional Favorability Ratings
Member of Congress	Favorable	Unfavorable
Nancy Pelosi	34%	56%
Harry Reid	27%	45%
Mitch McConnell	29%	28%
John Boehner	26%	32%

Also, in reference to posts over the last couple of days, I thought you would find these funny. If you're too lazy to open the links, or your computer is sexually preferenced towards anyone who's not you, they are political cartoons about Ahmadinejad.